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Machine of Death: Ink Poisoning - 0

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From Slim Goodbody to the Fresh Beat Band - 0

ParentsObey July 21, 2011

It Takes More Than a Shirt - 0

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Daddy Bloggers…WE DO EXIST! - 0

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Effeminate Lumberjacks and Stuffed Turtles - 0

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Before You Were Born: The Real Jersey Shore - 0

The King Is Dead

June 22, 2011

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At one point, very early in my writing career, I was obsessed with winning a writing contest. No idea why. I guess it’s just the kid in me thinking “if I can beat other people at something, and win an award for it, then that means I’m great at it.” The cash prize didn’t hurt… [Read more…]

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Bryce Harper: Baseball’s Next Bad Guy

June 20, 2011

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Bryce Harper is just what baseball needs to bring back the casual, and lazy, sports fan. Click here to read why.

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Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines such as Ask Men, Nerve, The Good Men Project, Asylum and Penthouse and has had articles on Cosmo, Maxim, AOL Health and MSN Money. He is the co-author of The A**holeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way – and Getting Away with It and the sole author of the follow-up A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet.

Yes, it’s his real last name. It’s written in black Sharpie on the inside of his underwear as proof.

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