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  1. Your Assholeology books are great! They help me get ahead in all parts of life. I try to inform others of this knowledge but only a FEW can absorb it. Good Thing! People had been calling me an Asshole before I ever knew of Assholeology. That bother me in the PAST but now I see they actually appreciate me as well as envy me! ”Oh Brandon, your a photographer and Massage Therapist to be around girls a the time, your an asshole!”
    Now when it comes to business I’m about business. Now if a female wants to hook up afterwards, thats fair game! I have many more stories. Hope you come out with a movie or another book. Just wanted to let you know that there are real Assholes in Pittsburgh, Pa. Im one of the biggest ones. Hope I can one meet you and take that picture with me holding the books.
    P.S. DON’T BE A DOUCHE
    Get back to me, I’m not saying become my bff but just enough so I know you at least read this email. Who knows I might just become famous over some time and well remember you in the long run… Hey take care, and thanks

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